GIRLS!!!
Who is
your
Mondello Mystery Date? Are you Den-pecked? Artie-ficial? Determine your Mondellobility with this scientifically-engineered, 103% accurate Compatibility Test guaranteed to pinpoint the Mondello of your dreams. The results may thrill you!
Your Name:
1.
My marital status is:
Single by choice
Married but looking
2.
Ducks are:
Vicious
Succulent
3.
I feel threatened by:
Success
Experience
4.
I like a man who can:
Cook
Clean
5.
Honeymoon in...
Parma, Italy
Parma, Ohio
6.
Razzles is a...
Candy
Gum
7.
Preferred physique:
Athletic
Expansive
8.
The captain of the Enterprise is...
Kirk
Picard
9.
Most amusing:
Marmaduke
Heathcliff
10.
I like to:
Beat things
Choke things
11.
Highest bowling score:
Under 90
Over 120
12.
I spent new Years Eve...
Apologizing
In Jail
13.
Favorite Guest Muppet:
Paul Williams
Dom DeLuise
14.
I most resemble...
Joi Lansing
Joey Heatherton
15.
Heaven Hill is a...
Song
Refreshment
16.
Burgers with...
Fries & Ketchup
Bacon & chili
17.
My prom date was...
A gentleman
A Sap
18.
I like beards that are...
Full
Wispy
19.
On my last vacation, I went...
Skiing
Clamdigging
20.
My best friend is...
Opportunistic
Cunning
21.
My father most resembles:
Larry Hagman
Larry Storch
22.
Preferred cooking oil:
Peanut
Linseed
23.
I can't eat...
Alone
Just one
24.
Favorite Gilmore Girl:
Lorelei
Rory
25.
I dreamed I was married in my...
Mother's Dress
Maidenform Bra
26.
Ideal breakfast...
Corn Dog
Fish Sticks
27.
Preferred ramen noodle:
Maruchen
Top Ramen
28.
Peanut Butter and...
Bacon
Onions
29.
The last book I read came with...
An Errata List
A Box of Crayons
30.
Every girl should be....
Married
Considered
