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GIRLS!!!
Who is your Mondello Mystery Date? Are you Den-pecked? Artie-ficial? Determine your Mondellobility with this scientifically-engineered, 103% accurate Compatibility Test guaranteed to pinpoint the Mondello of your dreams. The results may thrill you!
   
Your Name:
 
1.
My marital status is: Single by choice Married but looking
2.
Ducks are: Vicious Succulent
3.
I feel threatened by: Success Experience
4.
I like a man who can: Cook Clean
5.
Honeymoon in... Parma, Italy Parma, Ohio
6.
Razzles is a... Candy Gum
7.
Preferred physique: Athletic Expansive
8.
The captain of the Enterprise is... Kirk Picard
9.
Most amusing: Marmaduke Heathcliff
10.
I like to: Beat things Choke things
11.
Highest bowling score: Under 90 Over 120
12.
I spent new Years Eve... Apologizing In Jail
13.
Favorite Guest Muppet: Paul Williams Dom DeLuise
14.
I most resemble... Joi Lansing Joey Heatherton
15.
Heaven Hill is a... Song Refreshment
16.
Burgers with... Fries & Ketchup Bacon & chili
17.
My prom date was... A gentleman A Sap
18.
I like beards that are... Full Wispy
19.
On my last vacation, I went... Skiing Clamdigging
20.
My best friend is... Opportunistic Cunning
21.
My father most resembles: Larry Hagman Larry Storch
22.
Preferred cooking oil: Peanut Linseed
23.
I can't eat... Alone Just one
24.
Favorite Gilmore Girl: Lorelei Rory
25.
I dreamed I was married in my... Mother's Dress Maidenform Bra
26.
Ideal breakfast... Corn Dog Fish Sticks
27.
Preferred ramen noodle: Maruchen Top Ramen
28.
Peanut Butter and... Bacon Onions
29.
The last book I read came with... An Errata List A Box of Crayons
30.
Every girl should be.... Married Considered
 
 

 

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